IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN.
 
 
 
 Who's jolly and cute,
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 And if he is chuckling and laughing away, 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 While flying around in a miniature sleigh,
 
 
 
 
With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Then let's face it...
 
 
 

 
 

Your eggnog's too strong!